tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68440146695314093902012-02-15T23:39:28.136-08:00I M THINKER OF AGDAM -BAGDAM STYLE. ALWAYS AVAILABLE FOR ANY AGDAM-BAGDAM WRITING. 09810018799 E-MAIL-puranika@gmail.comALOK PURANIKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09657629694844170136noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6844014669531409390.post-28698175006145235092007-05-06T23:43:00.000-07:002007-05-06T23:47:46.264-07:00THOUGHT OF THE DAY -I BLOG, THERFORE I M.<br /><br /><br />TEACHNING POLITICS IN IIT<br />BOSS ASKED ME TO ME DELIVER A LECTURE TO B.TECH.(COMPUTER SCIENCE) STUDENTS OF IIT. FOLLOWING IS THE TRANSCRIPTION OF THE CLASS-<br />IIT STUDENT-WHAT IS CONGRESS?<br />ALOK PURANIK OR AP-CONGRESS USED TO B A BIG DESKTOP,MANY LAPTOPS AND PALMTOP SIZE CONGRESSES CAME OUT OF THE DESKTOP.RAHUL BABA IS BUSY TRYING TO REASSEMBLE THE OLD DESKTOP PARTICULARLY IN UP.<br /><br />IIT STUDENT-WHATS’ ABOUT BJP?<br />AP-BJP SOFTWARE IS CORRUPTED THESE DAYS, THANKS TO VANJARA AND MODI VIRUSES.<br /><br />IIT STUDENT-HOW WOULD U DESCRIBE COMMUNISTS IN INDIAN POLTICS.<br />AP-THEY ARE PERMANENT ERRORS, THEY OPPOSED MAHATMA GANDHI IN FREEDOM STRUGGLE, SOME OF THEM LATER DESCRIBED THIS OPPOSITIN AS AN ERROR. THAY SUPPORTED IN 1989 V. P SINGH GOVERNMENT, THEN THEY SAID IT WAS AN ERROR. THEY NOW SAY SUPPORTING MANMOHAN SINGH IS AN ERROR, BUT WITHDRAWING SUPPORT WOULD ALSO B AN ERROR.<br />IN FACT THEY R PERMANENT ERRORS.<br />STUDENTS-SIR V HAVE UNDERSTOOD FULLY.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6844014669531409390-2869817500614523509?l=alok5.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ALOK PURANIKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09657629694844170136noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6844014669531409390.post-88841537820254937042007-05-04T21:19:00.000-07:002007-05-04T21:20:44.425-07:00interview with SACHIN TENDULKAR AFTER BEING DROPPED FROM ONE DAY TEAM<br />Q-NOW WHAT WOULD U DO?<br />SACHIN-THE SAME THING-NOT PLAYING.<br /><br />Q-NOW WHAT IS YOUR TARGET, WITH WHOM WOULD U COMPETE?<br />SACHIN-ASHVERYA RAI, WE ARE IN THE SAME BUSINESS.<br /><br />Q-BUT SHE DOES NOT PLAY CRICEKT.<br />SACHIN-DO U THINK, I PLAY ?<br /><br />Q-BUT I MEAN HOW R U IN SAME BUSINESS, SHE DOES NOT PLAY CRICKET?<br />SACHIN-BUT I SELL COLD DRINKS, AS SHE DOES. MY TARGET IS TO SELL ALL THOSE THINGS, WHICH SHE SELLS-<br /><br />Q-LIKE?<br />SACHIN-LIPSTICK,EYE LINERS,BEAUTY SOAPS. AFTER MARRIAGE SHE WOULD B BUSY AND AFTER BEING DROPPED FROM ONE DAY TEAM I WOULD B MORE FREE.<br /><br />WELL ALL THE BEST FOR SACHIN COMPETING WITH AISHWARYA.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6844014669531409390-8884153782025493704?l=alok5.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ALOK PURANIKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09657629694844170136noreply@blogger.com4