THOUGHT OF THE DAY -I BLOG, THERFORE I M.
TEACHNING POLITICS IN IIT
BOSS ASKED ME TO ME DELIVER A LECTURE TO B.TECH.(COMPUTER SCIENCE) STUDENTS OF IIT. FOLLOWING IS THE TRANSCRIPTION OF THE CLASS-
IIT STUDENT-WHAT IS CONGRESS?
ALOK PURANIK OR AP-CONGRESS USED TO B A BIG DESKTOP,MANY LAPTOPS AND PALMTOP SIZE CONGRESSES CAME OUT OF THE DESKTOP.RAHUL BABA IS BUSY TRYING TO REASSEMBLE THE OLD DESKTOP PARTICULARLY IN UP.
IIT STUDENT-WHATS’ ABOUT BJP?
AP-BJP SOFTWARE IS CORRUPTED THESE DAYS, THANKS TO VANJARA AND MODI VIRUSES.
IIT STUDENT-HOW WOULD U DESCRIBE COMMUNISTS IN INDIAN POLTICS.
AP-THEY ARE PERMANENT ERRORS, THEY OPPOSED MAHATMA GANDHI IN FREEDOM STRUGGLE, SOME OF THEM LATER DESCRIBED THIS OPPOSITIN AS AN ERROR. THAY SUPPORTED IN 1989 V. P SINGH GOVERNMENT, THEN THEY SAID IT WAS AN ERROR. THEY NOW SAY SUPPORTING MANMOHAN SINGH IS AN ERROR, BUT WITHDRAWING SUPPORT WOULD ALSO B AN ERROR.
IN FACT THEY R PERMANENT ERRORS.
STUDENTS-SIR V HAVE UNDERSTOOD FULLY.
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Friday, May 4, 2007
SACHIN COMPETING WITH AISHWARYA
interview with SACHIN TENDULKAR AFTER BEING DROPPED FROM ONE DAY TEAM
Q-NOW WHAT WOULD U DO?
SACHIN-THE SAME THING-NOT PLAYING.
Q-NOW WHAT IS YOUR TARGET, WITH WHOM WOULD U COMPETE?
SACHIN-ASHVERYA RAI, WE ARE IN THE SAME BUSINESS.
Q-BUT SHE DOES NOT PLAY CRICEKT.
SACHIN-DO U THINK, I PLAY ?
Q-BUT I MEAN HOW R U IN SAME BUSINESS, SHE DOES NOT PLAY CRICKET?
SACHIN-BUT I SELL COLD DRINKS, AS SHE DOES. MY TARGET IS TO SELL ALL THOSE THINGS, WHICH SHE SELLS-
Q-LIKE?
SACHIN-LIPSTICK,EYE LINERS,BEAUTY SOAPS. AFTER MARRIAGE SHE WOULD B BUSY AND AFTER BEING DROPPED FROM ONE DAY TEAM I WOULD B MORE FREE.
WELL ALL THE BEST FOR SACHIN COMPETING WITH AISHWARYA.
Q-NOW WHAT WOULD U DO?
SACHIN-THE SAME THING-NOT PLAYING.
Q-NOW WHAT IS YOUR TARGET, WITH WHOM WOULD U COMPETE?
SACHIN-ASHVERYA RAI, WE ARE IN THE SAME BUSINESS.
Q-BUT SHE DOES NOT PLAY CRICEKT.
SACHIN-DO U THINK, I PLAY ?
Q-BUT I MEAN HOW R U IN SAME BUSINESS, SHE DOES NOT PLAY CRICKET?
SACHIN-BUT I SELL COLD DRINKS, AS SHE DOES. MY TARGET IS TO SELL ALL THOSE THINGS, WHICH SHE SELLS-
Q-LIKE?
SACHIN-LIPSTICK,EYE LINERS,BEAUTY SOAPS. AFTER MARRIAGE SHE WOULD B BUSY AND AFTER BEING DROPPED FROM ONE DAY TEAM I WOULD B MORE FREE.
WELL ALL THE BEST FOR SACHIN COMPETING WITH AISHWARYA.
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