Sunday, May 6, 2007

PERMANENT ERRORS

THOUGHT OF THE DAY -I BLOG, THERFORE I M.


TEACHNING POLITICS IN IIT
BOSS ASKED ME TO ME DELIVER A LECTURE TO B.TECH.(COMPUTER SCIENCE) STUDENTS OF IIT. FOLLOWING IS THE TRANSCRIPTION OF THE CLASS-
IIT STUDENT-WHAT IS CONGRESS?
ALOK PURANIK OR AP-CONGRESS USED TO B A BIG DESKTOP,MANY LAPTOPS AND PALMTOP SIZE CONGRESSES CAME OUT OF THE DESKTOP.RAHUL BABA IS BUSY TRYING TO REASSEMBLE THE OLD DESKTOP PARTICULARLY IN UP.

IIT STUDENT-WHATS’ ABOUT BJP?
AP-BJP SOFTWARE IS CORRUPTED THESE DAYS, THANKS TO VANJARA AND MODI VIRUSES.

IIT STUDENT-HOW WOULD U DESCRIBE COMMUNISTS IN INDIAN POLTICS.
AP-THEY ARE PERMANENT ERRORS, THEY OPPOSED MAHATMA GANDHI IN FREEDOM STRUGGLE, SOME OF THEM LATER DESCRIBED THIS OPPOSITIN AS AN ERROR. THAY SUPPORTED IN 1989 V. P SINGH GOVERNMENT, THEN THEY SAID IT WAS AN ERROR. THEY NOW SAY SUPPORTING MANMOHAN SINGH IS AN ERROR, BUT WITHDRAWING SUPPORT WOULD ALSO B AN ERROR.
IN FACT THEY R PERMANENT ERRORS.
STUDENTS-SIR V HAVE UNDERSTOOD FULLY.

7 comments:

विनोद पाराशर said...

आलोक जी,समाचार-पत्र व पत्रिकाऒं में तो अकसर आपके व्यंग्य लेख पढने को मिल ही जाते हॆ,आज आपका ब्लाग देखने ऒर पढने का सॊभाग्य प्राप्त हुआ.बहुत अच्छा लिखा हॆ.

इष्ट देव सांकृत्यायन said...

kya khak under stoodenge aapke student? sp, bsp, sad, tdp in sabka ka hoga? aise to kors bhi naeen puriaega.

Chhindwara said...

great

Pawan Kumar said...

Aalok ji
akhbaaron aur patrikaon ki upsthiti aapki rahti hai ....blog par pahali baar aap BARAMAD hue may lekhon ke saath. Achha laga

Science Bloggers Association said...

बहुत खूब, पढ कर मजा आ गया। हार्दिक बधाई।

Passion said...

Very interesting blog. But I differ on one point, Modi is the only menu function which works in AP BJP. It is not a virus, in fact it provides a strong antivirus(anti corruption)protection to public. You need to be in Gujarat to feel this.
The facts for which media doesnt get money are not projected by media.

Unknown said...

nice :) permanent error :)
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